25.11.11

Not every douchebag wears Ed Hardy, but all Ed Hardy wearers are douchebags

I still stand 110% behind that statement. A-Muse recently took part in a rooftop fashion show (!) and there was this one male model who thought he was The Business. Yeah, he was kinda cute but seriously bro, you're short. There were at least 5 other models that were better looking. Anyway, you're probably thinking "how did this guy offend Moon?".* I'll tell you how. Firstly, he offended me with his Ed Hardy bag!!!! Who even wears Ed Hardy these days? Chinatown doesn't even get fEd Hardy goods aymore. Secondly, he was REALLY obnoxious. Brother man, you're just a runway model. Which means you're basically just a hanger.**

ANYWAYS, look how cool the fashion show venue (Grand Daddy Hotel) is:
Just as I walked out of this hotel, a bergie grabbed my arm and told me I looked lovely & I'm a model. I freaked out coz like, GERMS and stuff, but I was totally flattered.



The rooftop has caravans all around it which is very cool.
The models walked up from the staircase in that center block thingy, and then around it. I hope Douchebag Model stumbled somewhere.

I never took any pix because I suck. Sorry, yo.
Oh and there's a really bad pic of me on thunda.com*** :(

 *I know you aren't, but pretend with me, thanks.
**This post is really bitchy.
***Didn't know that website still existed. 
All photographs stolen taken from: http://www.splendia.com/en/metropole-hotel-cape-town.html

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